On the Edge of nothing

...It's been a while since I've really thought about it. Pretty weird considering that at one time we tried killing each other. Though... I think it became more of a joke over the years. Sort of like that gag about the sailor suit or other things that have happened. I'm pretty sure that we'll run into each other again, and that he'll try his best to knock me flat on my ass, and I'll...

Heh. I have no idea what I'll do.

Tseng, need a drink?

...Um, I think that everyone should avoid the kitchen for a while. Until I get it cleaned up. I was following directions...

Tifa, settling in okay?

First Tsurugi is advertisement not compensation.

...Great.

...First I'm covered in blood, now this. Maybe it would be a good idea to stay in bed today.

Fuck this. I want to know where Cissnei is or what you people are doing to find her before I start tearing this place apart.

Don't think I can? Watch me.

...Can't someone blow up that clock? Damn ticking is getting on my last nerve.

Lestat... I am not sure whether I should tell you what I think of that movie, or just lock myself in my room. Just terrible.

...Just so everyone knows, Zack's gone from the City.

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[The picture's fuzzy and there's a very large black cat peering at the camera, followed by a paw that taps lightly on the screen. A low moan is heard and the cat disappears from view, letting people see the dark room, the messy disorder of papers and service notices. There's a groan and spikey blond hair appears, followed by dazed Mako blue eyes set in a too pale face. The blond scratches at his head, frowning, looking away from the camera, and then his eyes widen and his hand grabs at his hair.]

Shit... no. Fuck... what was I...

[Eyes closed, he makes a sharp high pitched whine, like rusted gears trying to move.]

nonononononoNO!

[Again there is a cat in the way, and the phone gets knocked off the dresser - showing a half open steel chest with a few glowing spheres - and then it goes off.]

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[ooc; Action for anyone in the house, voice for anyone else checking in on him. And yes, he is not going to be in a good mood.]

...Why? Zack... you idiot.

Stay inside and don't look for me. I'm going after him. Reno, Cissnei, who else is out there sick now? I'm next. I can feel it.

Don't go looking for me.

Sorry about the fridge. I'll buy a new one. I can't get the smell out of my hair. What the hell was he thinking about? No, never mind. I don't want to know where he would get that idea in his skull. I wasn't even a real bird. Sorry about the kitchen's floor too. That stuff's all Genesis' fault. Apple hickory glaze and breading - like cards weren't bad enough.

Thanks for the save from the cat, Tifa. Fuck fuck fuck! Reno wasn't any help either. Reno. Better stock up on potions. Zack...a moment?

Genesis. Let's see how good you really are.


[ooc; Will be going to work soon, so this is a placeholder for now. As for what happened, chocobo!Cloud got caught and was not a happy camper when he reverted to normal. And yes, he is challenging Genesis to a duel.]