81... goddamn apples

[atouchofstrife]

Sorry about the fridge. I'll buy a new one. I can't get the smell out of my hair. What the hell was he thinking about? No, never mind. I don't want to know where he would get that idea in his skull. I wasn't even a real bird. Sorry about the kitchen's floor too. That stuff's all Genesis' fault. Apple hickory glaze and breading - like cards weren't bad enough.

Thanks for the save from the cat, Tifa. Fuck fuck fuck! Reno wasn't any help either. Reno. Better stock up on potions. Zack...a moment?

Genesis. Let's see how good you really are.


[ooc; Will be going to work soon, so this is a placeholder for now. As for what happened, chocobo!Cloud got caught and was not a happy camper when he reverted to normal. And yes, he is challenging Genesis to a duel.]

Comments

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

What are you doing, Cloud?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Nothing. Yet.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Cloud. Don't go picking fights.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I am not picking fights.

[elevatorwarrior]

Was that a threat or a warning?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Warning.

[bigfreakinshot.livejournal.com]

The hell happened now?! Even when you're a stuffed toy, you're like some kinda goddamn hazard!

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

It happened after I went back to normal.

[bigfreakinshot.livejournal.com]

That don't matter! You always wreckin' somethin'!

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

C'mon, I'm not that bad.

[appleredleather.livejournal.com]

Difficulties, Strife?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

No. Outside wanting to hit you with a pan.

[appleredleather.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, Strife. You're terribly frightening.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Because you think I'm not worth the time, right?

[appleredleather.livejournal.com]

No, because I think you are overreacting like a little girl versus a former SOLDIER or recruit. I thought Shin-Ra made its people of sterner stuff.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Overreacting? For being placed in a fridge for half the night while sitting in glaze with an apple on my nose and all tied up?

[appleredleather.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware toys had such delicate feelings.

[private]

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[private]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

What can we put in Genesis' shampoo tonight that would freak him out.

[private]

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

...That depends on how pissed you are.

[private]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I'm more pissed at him right now.

[private]

[plz-2-b-an-hero.livejournal.com]

[c-clearing throat]

That's what I mean.

There's egg whites, or there's dye. He's leaving with Angeal when Angeal goes to work. I vote we find the strong shit that doesn't dye out or wash out well.

[private]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Dye then. Something not red.

[crymoarhewley.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I broke the fridge, I should get a new one.