75... ceiling's too low

[atouchofstrife]

Drinking will be the death of me some day.

Tifa? Want to go out? Just you and me?

Zack just... what are you on? Playing that over the network and laughing about it? Gaia...

Reno. Asshole.


[ooc; Fourth Wallers - have fun.]

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[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

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[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

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[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Why comment on them?

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

Because we know you really well and want to talk to you, jerk. :/

Even though I sorta already am. Smile more, will you? Zack isn't always sure when the crankiness is legit, and all that.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Too bad.

...Smile?

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

You're talking now, aren't you? You should be thanking me that I'm not REALLY harassing you. Zack won't let me. It's kind of mean of him.

Smile! Two fingers in the corners of your mouth and pushing up, bb.

Does that sound wrong or is it just me?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

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What does Zack have to do with anything?

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

He lives in my head!

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

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Right. Do you work for a man called Hojo?

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

Nope. Hate the bastard. If you look in my personal dictionary, his picture is next to the definition of "sick fuck".

Lemme rephrase it. I'm privy to all of your bff's thoughts, and sometimes tweak his actions to cause drama for you guys. He didn't have to be hit with that talking-about-death curse, you know? It's just that I was worried he'd bottle up worse if I didn't make him talk about it. :[

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

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...Later.

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

What? Don't believe me? Ask me something! Something only you and him would know. Seriously. :| What's to lose from that?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

...What happened to the barracks' inspector when he came on a routine visit?

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

He learned, through an unfortunate accident, that you didn't perform a bump-test on that ladder when you were cleaning crap off the wall. You payed for it aptly, and Zack gave you little sympathy through his laughter, and wondered why the hell you told him about it when you knew he was just going to pick on you. ♥

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

...We were talking about the stupidest things we did before the mission...

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

And he felt bad for laughing, so he told you about his first experience with materia in the field, with a Thunder and a pack of easily spooked Chocobos!

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

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Shit. My head hurts.

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

I'm not as dodgy with information as he is, you know~

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Dodgy?

...Like with those missing years?

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

I only know what he knows, unfortunately. He's doing a pretty good job at blocking it all out.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

Oh come onnnnn you've gotta have a question or two!

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I rather have him answer them.

[nil-nova.livejournal.com]

What, and lie? Like he always does?

Well, not always, but he does a lot, still.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

We all lie.