135... the wark at midnight

[atouchofstrife]

Gysahl on the Green will have its first official race tonight. We start at seven, so there's plenty of time to try some gin and watch a couple fights over the arena way. Just remember - leave the weapons and grudges at the door.

Staffers have permission to use excessive force to remove troublemakers. We enforce a neutral stance on all other groups within our territory, got it? Mess with ours and you'll find out why there's a price on my head.



[ooc; B-grade Mad Max/gangland gambling den/mob boss mode get! Or is it? BUT this is the official Race Track opening race.]

Comments

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I think that they just either think I am a weird chocobo or tolerate me for feeding them. I haven't figured it out yet.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Maybe both. Maybe you're the weird chocobo that feeds them and so for now you'll be safe.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

That would explain a lot.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Now if any of them try to mate with you, run.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I better.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Unless you want to marry one and take care of the kids. To each their own.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

...Tifa would kill me.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Is Tifa your girlfriend or just someone with sense that would kill you for marrying a chocobo?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

We're kind of dating and she does have a lot of sense.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you could only kind of date. But since she has both going for you'd better stay away from marrying the chocobo.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Well... I guess that's true. And I won't.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

You won't stay away from marrying one?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Er... I think you lost me there.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I'm sure the chocobo will understand.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

...

Okay... I guess I won't get married to a chocobo?

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Only you guess?

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

No. I mean...

Damn.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

Calm down, it's all just a joke. Only a loon would marry a chocobo.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

...

I knew that.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I'm a terrible liar.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I'm sure either one will understand why you picked the other.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Eh, I think I just need to... shut up. Yeah.

[i-know-stuff.livejournal.com]

I hope you realize I'm just kidding.

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Yeah.