19... monster mash

[atouchofstrife]

Not the first time I fought something weird and... gooey while nursing a hangover.

Hey, Lestat, Anita, you two okay?

Yuffie? Stay away from my materia.

Comments

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[kisaraginights.livejournal.com]

Hero of the Jenova war, Cloud Strife, LYING to me?

Hey, I was busy! It's not like the WRO's Intel doesn't need watching 24/7! And even if it didn't, Reeve forgets to eat. I honestly don't think he even feels hunger at all.

Re: [ Audio ]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

Lie? No, that's what we call 'stretching the truth'. I thought ninjas know all about that sort of thing.

Riiiight. And here I thought you just trained his cat to feed him.

Re: [ Audio ]

[kisaraginights.livejournal.com]

Pfffffffffffffft. Yet more signs that while attractively delusional, emo, and pretty as a girl, you very clearly know nothing.

I mean. Seriously. Cats? Way totally untrainable.

Re: [ Audio ]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

...Pretty as a girl? Yuffie, no. Don't go there.

Clearly you never tried switching out the motherboard to Cait when Reeve's not looking.

Re: [ Audio ]

[kisaraginights.livejournal.com]

Fine then, I won't. But still you don't know anything.

Oh my gawd. Duuuude, if Reeve ever finds out you did that, he will totally kick your ass. He knows how to use a gun now. You should be scared.

Re: [ Audio ]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

If I did, would I have beomce a hero?

Who do you think taught him?

Re: [ Audio ]

[kisaraginights.livejournal.com]

As in, broke Cait Sith? No, you'd be lunch meat.

Pfffft. We ALL know the answer to that one, and it WASN'T you.

Re: [ Audio ]

[cloudsinstrife.livejournal.com]

I blame it all on you. And we all know that Vincent does that training thing all the time.

Re: [ Audio ]

[kisaraginights.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. When in doubt, blame the criminal. Pfffft.